By Bathroom Readers' Institute
A e-book of the yr Award 2013 Finalist within the classification of adlescent Nonfiction (Children’s)!
What do you get in the event you pass a vintage frightening tale akin to “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark humorousness? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s only one of many twisted vintage and unique stories of humor and horror you’ll locate within The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll additionally discover a spine-tingling number of evidence approximately subject matters resembling real-life mad scientists, history’s bad tyrants, and the world’s deadliest climate. Uncle John’s scare-fest is jam-packed with web page after web page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments immediately from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. picture novel-style stories upload lots of illustrated pages to the combination. This haunted booklet of horrors may possibly basically come from the lavatory Readers Institute, and it’s “For childrens Only.” input should you DARE!
You’ll locate terrifying stories, including…
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No sturdy, Very undesirable Day
- The Haunted Outhouse
Frightening evidence about…
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The assault of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing teeth Worms
- The FBI’s physique Farm
and a lot more!!
Lexile rating: 850L
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